listening to: Lost in the background
Dear Mother Nature,
I am writing to inform you that I am fed up! Yes, I realize I have not worshipped you and respected you like I should lately, but screw you! I have the following complaints about my body today:
- I am bloated
- I have dry skin in every crevice imaginable
- my hair is out of control
- I am eating everything in sight
- I am exhausted even though I have no reason to be
So, listen, biznatch...if I try a wee bit harder, will you back off some? I do try, really I do...why do you have to be so hateful????
Exasperated in Austin
PS - Can you please, please, please stop making chocolate taste so damn good?