found this while sifting through old emails...thought I would share :)
Three little boys are outside playing and are being competitive as
little boys tend to be.
The first one tells his friends:
"Man...my dad is so fast that he can shoot a bow and arrow and run and catch the arrow before it hits the target!"
The second one says:
"That's nothing! My dad is so fast that be can shoot a gun and run and catch the bullet before it hits the target!"
The third ones shakes his head and says:
"You guys have no idea what fast is! My dad works for the state. He gets off work at 5 and is home at 4:30!"