in response to the types of drunks Ari and I are...

Here's a hypothetical conversation that might be overheard (as proposed by Ari)...

"...I'm so drunk..."
"...Life, the universe, and everything..."
"...No but you don't know HOW drunk..."
"...meaning of it all..."
"...gawd I've had so much..."
"...we're here and then we're gone..."
"...appletinis, vodka shots, I am SOOOooo drunk..."
"...you're not listening, are you?..."
"...but listen, but listen, I am REALLY REALLY drunk!"